Masshole Coffee The Pike Blend

Masshole Coffee The Pike Blend

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The Pike Blend Born on the asphalt ribbon of I-90, The Pike Blend was created for those brave souls who risk life, limb, and emotional stability merging onto the Mass Pike every morning. This ain't your average cuppa—it's a dark roast tribute to horn-honking, pothole-dodging, Waze-defying warriors who know that “fast lane” is just a suggestion and “traffic ahead” is a way of life. We roasted this one slow ‘n aggressive—just like that guy in the Prius who thinks blinkers are for cowards. It’s got bold flavor and a no-nonsense attitude. Tasting notes? Think exhaust fumes with a hint of road rage, rounded out with a smooth, sarcastic finish that screams: Are you friggin’ kidding me? What the BLeeP!  So whether you're headed inbound, outbound, or just emotionally spiraling on Storrow Drive, The Pike Blend is your co-pilot. One sip, and you’ll almost forget you’ve been stuck behind a stalled box truck for 7 minutes.

Wicked Pissah Coffee. Fair Trade 100% Arabica Whole Bean or choose from 3 precision ground options.