The G.O.A.T. Blend This roast? It's for the diehards. The ones who’ve yelled at a ref through a flat screen. The ones who’ve tailgated in a blizzard, cried in October, and still call Brady “the GOAT” like it’s gospel. The G.O.A.T. Blend is your pregame warmup, your 4th-quarter Hail Mary, and your 9th-inning rally cup. It's roasted with the same intensity as a Belichick death stare and packs more punch than a Marchand slapshot in overtime. The flavor? Think bold like Ortiz, dark like the Curse pre-2004, and smooth like a Celtics fast break when they actually pass the ball. It finishes strong—unlike our feelings when we say “we’re not emotionally invested this season” (lies). Pairs best with yelling “LET’S GO” at the TV, superstitiously sitting in “your lucky chair,” and explaining for the 400th time why it’s totally normal to have Tom Brady’s jersey and candle on the same shelf as your grandmother’s rosary beads.
Wicked Pissah Coffee. Fair Trade 100% Arabica Whole Bean or choose from 3 precision ground options.